IMPORTANT NEWS!!

(October 26, 2003) We are hearing reports that foreign visitors to our site are being redirected to electronic bookstores and people offering to pay to take surveys. We are not affiliated with these sites and advise you not to deal with them; they may be front organizations for cults! Although our technical staff is still looking into this issue, we strongly suspect that anti-Christian and anti-American governmental agents outside the U.S. are trying to keep our message from being heard in their lands. If you have suggested our site to a foreigner and he says he can't get through to it, warn him that he and his family are living under the scrutiny of an authoritarian regime and are in immediate spiritual -- and possibly physical -- danger!

Holy shit people, you've heard the message!! Cults are fuckin' everywhere!! We are living in a very dangerous world full of non-christians and horrible horrible atheists!

If you're wondering where I'm getting this crazy bullshit- please click here!

At this site you can educate your stupid, unsaved mind, on why malls are evil and why the American Flag should be changed to show the world the good ol' Christians we Americans are!

Or, if you're in the mood for something lighter and fun, visit the "4Kidz" section. Here you can learn about temptations, like money and ice cream.

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